How to DYE YOUR DOG

Hey y'all. It's me COOOOO COOOO. Back in action with my pink furrrr. My mom was making some tie dyed eggs when I heard her say come seeeee cooooo. I just knew something bad was about to happen. You know what sucks. The fact that I can't even see how silly I look. I think I might be cute because mom was like ohhhhh myyyyy goodnesss you are soooo cuteeeee. I did a little showing off since she said that. 

 So. I showed her how fast I could run as a pink dog. I mean look at me. My poor stuffed animal is the victim of lot's of bad things. 

 Pooooooo look at me! I am like a horse jumping all kinds of things. 

 Mom told me to pose so I did. She is prolly posting these on my facebook page. You should come follow me bc there are lot's of fun things on it. 

 And this is the crime scene. I think that napkin is what my mom was using to dye her eggs with. My friend looks helpless. Guess I will go throw her around to wake her up. 

Yep. That's what's up today. I heard my mom say she was going to rainbowwwww me or something. Who knows what that means. Wanna dye your animal? Get your one step tie-dye here. 

See ya later! co

Like my new kicks?

What. Is. That. I. See.

Oh no. I have to get them.  

Nobody is looking, check.  

Aahhhahahah.. all mine.  

OH crap. I think mom saw me take her shoes.  

Hurry and start lowering head to show mom I am sorry for stealing her shoes.  

Time to squint my eyes, this should work. 

Hope you enjoyed my new shoes. Does this color look good one me?

To flea or not to flea...

it was just a typical night. i was NOT bothering anyone! 

until someone started taking a BILLION (like 10) pictures of me. all i kept seeing was {bright lights} flashing in my eyes...i mean, i know i am cute but how can a "human" keep taking all these pictures of me in the same position...

again. notice i am stillllll in the same position...only thing different is my eyes have a crack.  i thought if i made {eye contact} my mom would stop this photo shoot that i did NOT sign up for. 

not really sure why my mom is pointing at me and making "those" lips {maybe she is like laughing at me} because i am sleeping...isn't that what i am supposed to do??? my mom's leg is up because she broke like all her toes the other day....don't tell her but...{im still laughing}

like i said earlier. it was a typical night UNTILLLLL {insert DUM DUM DUMMMMM} she saw a flea with the billion flashes that were going off in my face...i mean [a] flea.  i know where i got it. see there is this dog that lives next door and i think (word is around town) that she has fleas...but who cares...shes fun.
SO! my mom FREAKS OUT!!! Like FREAKS OUT!!!

within 5 seconds i was in the bathtub...you know what happened next.

this.  thanks dog next door {i think}
my awesome lazy night was TAKEN away from me because of you.  i can't wait to bark at you in the morning and act all vicious and stuff.  

my mom does not know it but in the morning when i am "barking" at the dog next door i will REALLY be telling him to give me more fleas so i can get pampered againnnnn.....i mean, i get the heater turned on in the bathroom, scrubbed, massaged AND blow dried.  and my mom talks to me in this baby talk like i am a baby human {which i am starting to think i am} and it is really funny.   I will try to record it when she is not looking.
BARRRKKKKK