How to DYE YOUR DOG

Hey y'all. It's me COOOOO COOOO. Back in action with my pink furrrr. My mom was making some tie dyed eggs when I heard her say come seeeee cooooo. I just knew something bad was about to happen. You know what sucks. The fact that I can't even see how silly I look. I think I might be cute because mom was like ohhhhh myyyyy goodnesss you are soooo cuteeeee. I did a little showing off since she said that. 

 So. I showed her how fast I could run as a pink dog. I mean look at me. My poor stuffed animal is the victim of lot's of bad things. 

 Pooooooo look at me! I am like a horse jumping all kinds of things. 

 Mom told me to pose so I did. She is prolly posting these on my facebook page. You should come follow me bc there are lot's of fun things on it. 

 And this is the crime scene. I think that napkin is what my mom was using to dye her eggs with. My friend looks helpless. Guess I will go throw her around to wake her up. 

Yep. That's what's up today. I heard my mom say she was going to rainbowwwww me or something. Who knows what that means. Wanna dye your animal? Get your one step tie-dye here. 

See ya later! co

Hannah "DOG"TANA

Why does my mom do this to me. I think she thinks just because I can't "talk", that means she can do whatever she wants with me! What does she think I am? Some furry doll. I mean I am cute. I don't think there are any "superstar" dog's out there. Maybe MOM was trying to do something for my future! Enjoy these pictures because I think this will NOT happen again for a while! 

 I look.....like a dog dressed in little girl clothes. This can't be normal. 

Do you see how I am giving my mom the side view? This is my way (since I can't talk) of saying NO, I am not looking at the camera so you can take silly pictures of me.

Dammit! She caught me.

Notice, my eyes are open. I am NOT sleeping. I am playing "dead dog". No, I was never taught that trick but I figured I would let my natural instincts kick in at this point. DO YOU SEE THE SKIRT ON ME! 

Seriously. Does my mom think I am on some reality show? I can't even yawn without her snapping pictures! 

Can you believe I took this off with my OWN PAW! 

Hanna "DOG"TANA is OUT! 

Determined Doggie

gosh darnit. my mommy caught me.  i tried to hurry up and do it so she would not see me.  this stupid little toy had this thing in it that kept squeaking.  i just had to have it.  anyways after all of this hard work my mommy took the squeaker away from me. i heard her telling someone on the phone that i might {choke} or something on it.  im a dog.  i can make myself throw anything back up.  

so please someone if you can, send me new squeaker toy so i can tear it up again.  this time i will do it when she isn't home!

going play!

{p.s. Click HERE to see me when my ball was ALIVE}