How to DYE YOUR DOG

Hey y'all. It's me COOOOO COOOO. Back in action with my pink furrrr. My mom was making some tie dyed eggs when I heard her say come seeeee cooooo. I just knew something bad was about to happen. You know what sucks. The fact that I can't even see how silly I look. I think I might be cute because mom was like ohhhhh myyyyy goodnesss you are soooo cuteeeee. I did a little showing off since she said that. 

 So. I showed her how fast I could run as a pink dog. I mean look at me. My poor stuffed animal is the victim of lot's of bad things. 

 Pooooooo look at me! I am like a horse jumping all kinds of things. 

 Mom told me to pose so I did. She is prolly posting these on my facebook page. You should come follow me bc there are lot's of fun things on it. 

 And this is the crime scene. I think that napkin is what my mom was using to dye her eggs with. My friend looks helpless. Guess I will go throw her around to wake her up. 

Yep. That's what's up today. I heard my mom say she was going to rainbowwwww me or something. Who knows what that means. Wanna dye your animal? Get your one step tie-dye here. 

See ya later! co

Zebra Rain Coat by Martha Stewart Pets

Hey everyone! I'm back with a new outfit to show you. I know what you are thinking. How can she afford all of these wonderful clothes. Well I'm sorta...jobless. I know how dare I even announce that! Since Martha sent me this rain coat I figured  she might see how good I look in her clothes and hire me for her ads. 

You can find all of the line at PetSmart and Martha Stewart Pets.  My friends at Martha Stewart sent me a few things to add to my wardrobe.  Today I am wearing the zebra rain coat in the picture above. 

My mom is always "directing" me when she takes my pictures and thank goodness I learned how to listen at a young age. She says "down, look up, stay" and as you can see in the picture above. I do exactly what she wants. 

See Martha! I will do great for a photo shoot. 

I'm usually smiling in all of my pictures but since I am wearing ZEBRA stripes today I am feeling "New Yorkish" and elegant. I usually move around and when I here STOP I seriously STOP in whatever pose I am in. 

Sometimes mom say's "Dat's a babbby girlll" and I know I am doing it right. 

My favorite thing about this rain coat is how it fits on my body. It fits around my front legs and my back legs. You can see in the picture below how it works. So when it's raining super hard it will not fall off.  I think my tail is super cute. 

Don't forget to check out the entire Martha Stewart spring collection at your local PetSmart and at Martha Stewart Pets.

See ya in the next post, CO

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AMERICAN APPAREL DOG HOODIE

I know what you are thinking. Why am I not facing the camera like I usually do. I don't know what's my problem lately. Every time my mom squats down and says..."Mommmmmma got new clothessss for the babyyyyy" my insides get excited and nervous at the same time. Who cares right. I am just a dog who is super spoiled and wears name brand clothes. 

I swear I usually love what my mom puts on me but this time I was just not loving it. It was too tight and not the shad of pink that makes me look good. I think I have a good shape, right? 

Apparently American Apparel thought I needed this hoodie. I promise when I loose a few pounds and this sucker fits loosely like it's supposed to I will get mom to take more pictures of me. Because let's face it. I'm a pretty cool dog and American Apparel is a pretty cool store. Put us together and you will get a huge happy situation. 

Wanna get your dog a hoodie? Order them here. They come in ton's of different colors. 

I know that I am facing the opposite way but this is the perfect time to show you that there is a hole in the back of the hoodie for a leash. How cool is that! 

I can't lie, I do like that. 

Yep. I showed her who was winning in this photo shoot. Too bad the left is my good side. 

Gotta run.

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How to get your mom's attention

Hey everyone! I just wanted to show you a quick picture of what I do at night. Mom just went to the bathroom so I grabbed her phone and sent this picture to my email. Yes. I know. I am a dog with an email. What can I say! See how I bend my paws? Wanna know why I do this. Because it makes me look sad and lonely and when I look sad and lonely my mom always gives me extra attention. I wish she could hear me laughing inside... but she cant! 

Gotta run. I see birds outside! 

Oh! I almost forgot to tell you. Martha Stewart sent me some fabulous clothes from her new spring collection so look out for some runway pictures of me this week. 

So a while back the weather was pretty scary. Well not for me but the humans were freaking out. I think it was some kinda big storm coming. Who's scared of a storm??
ME. 

Yeah my mom has to always give me the natural pills so I don't FREAK out. 

You know, I start panting so much that there is a puddle by me, my eyes start twitching, I OVER LICK my body, did I mention breathing really heavy, walk all over the house over and over and over and over. My mommies always yell at me because I think it get's annoying on the wood floors. 

Let's see what else I do. I hide under the bed and when they try to get me out I just stare at them like I am a homeless dog on the side of the road and I don't want to go with these strange people. I try to drink water but because my tongue is stuck out side of my mouth from panting drinking water is not possible.

So I just described me "during" a storm. 

I don't think I told you about me "before" a storm. Before I know that my socks will be rocked off all night and I won't get a second of sleep. 

Mom took my brother to fly his kite and it's obvious I was 

a)enjoying the weather

b)being sexy

c)scratching my back on the cement

I know what you are thinking, how can I roll on my back, twist my hips and stick my tongue out at the same time. I wonder that too sometimes. 

I love when the wind lightly sends my ear's upward. It kinda makes me look TOUGH.

 

Trying to get BOTH ears up. 

 

Time to twist my hips back and forth on the ground again!

 

Sometimes Beagle/Pointer mixes don't get enough love so this post is for all your mixed breads out there. Co loves ya. 

Sh.. Mom is out of the tub. Bye

I'm out of my blogger depression....

 I know your prolly shaking your head saying.... oh now she wants to come back. I'm sorry. I went off to college for a couple of months. Isn't that what people do when they grow up? Mommies told me I had to. When I was on Martha Stewart  my mom told Martha that I was "just a dog" and I didn't go to school. You know she was talking about my blog people. Because I used to not be able to spell correctly and I didn't ever put capital letters. UHH HUMM.... Are you noticing something different? Grammer? NO? 

Well I took a few pictures of me while I was in college. Yes, I was ALWAYS tired. Watch!

Can you see that I have a "hey nawwww back up with that camera" look on my face? Mommies wanted to "document" my whole college experience. Women. 

Check this one out! Bet you didn't know I could open my mouth that big huh. That was a BIGGG yawn. Check out my tongue. 

Mom just HAD to take a picture of my mole with a hair coming out of it under my chin. Just for the record. Who does that. Rude. 

Ok that's all I have for you today. I promise not to stay gone so long next time. I miss blogging but mom was very strict on me. 

See ya next time! 

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Who cares about pet toys when I have lizards!!!!

You all know I love lizards. I think I love them too much! My mom loves taking pictures. I think she loves it too much. I see 2 people who have addictions. Wait. I just heard my mom say "Cooooo your not people"..... Who does SHE think she is? Really? Like I'm some dog or something.

Well. I saw a lizard today. But I didn't catch it. Just wanted to tell you this is a first. Ok. Moms changing and I'm sneaking the puter so gotta run!

Cozy Travel Cushion for Pets

What’s upppp Jaderbugs! It’s such a pretty day outside! I could not wait to post this craft because I just knew everyone out there would be able to do it and it’s a perfect Christmas gift. Last week Martha’s dog’s tweeted me about this craft and I meant to post it earlier but due to a death in the family I kinda got sidetracked. {{so sorry Francesca and Sharkey}} Wanna meet them? OK!

Read more about Francesca HERE

Read more about Sharkey HERE

They really are the cutest things ever! Plus, they are totally into computers like Ceaux Ceaux.. If you don’t know who Ceaux Ceaux is you can read her blog HERE… She is my dog and FABULOUS!
There are a few things you will need to do this craft. A towel, batting and embroidery thread. OH! Plus lots of doggie love. Let’s get started!

I bought 2 towels thinking I would use one color on each side. Ya know, dark blue so you don’t see if it get’s dirty and light blue {{for show}}. Smart huh! HOWEVER. I only used 1 towel. I didn’t realize how big they were and my Co isn’t that big. But I still plan on making the light one so she looks pretty on it! Co is spoiled. Seriously.

 Since I used 1 towel I just folded it in half and sewed the 2 sides together. Leave one side open so you can slide the batting inside. See how I did it? Super easy. I doubled up my batting so it was really comfy for her.

 I used an off white embroidery thread. Make sure you get the right needle (embroidery needle) for this because it needs to be tough to go through all of the layers. You will push the needle through to the bottom and after just pass it back through to the top. Tie a knot to secure the thread. Your doing this to the batting does not move around inside of the towel. VOILA!

 So, I put it down and CO just went right on it. It’s like she knew it was for her. She does this “stretching thing” and she was totally doing it here.

Then all of a sudden she started doing her yoga. Yes. She does yoga. Did you know dog’s can do that? Clickhere to read more!

Last was the look. I don’t know how she does it. Maybe it’s the mixture of the eyes, moles and hair coming out all over her face. What cha think? CUTE or WHAT! I hope you enjoyed this craft because I did!

I hope you get loads and loads of puppy dog eyes today, your JADERBOMB

Check out Martha’s original craft HERE

CLICK HERE TO WATCH VIDEO

(me on the show!)

Just in case you are not aware of my countdown I am doing right now you can click HERE to read all about it!!!

Make sure you click on the Martha countdown tab on my blog to see the crafts I have already done!

And I will put a link on my website which is www.jaderbomb.com!!!!

AND IF YOU DECIDE TO DO ANY OF THE CRAFTS, SHOOT ME AN EMAIL AND I WILL ATTACH  IT TO THE POST WITH A LINK THAT GOES STRAIT TO YOUR BLOG!  IF YOU DON’T HAVE A BLOG JUST EMAIL IT TO ME AND I WILL PUT IT UP!!!!

JADE@JADERBOMB.COM

Thanks to Martha Stewart crafts for sponsoring me with craft supplies!

The life of a dog....

my mom works alot. she blogs alot. when she is blogging i usually give her a signal that i would like to sit next to her. so she pulls one of my beds by her. and this is what i do.

yes. this was over a period of 5 hours. 

who? me? yes. i like to poke my nose out every once in a while to let my mom know i am breathing. 

where is co? my mom tucks me in every night but now i am so smart i know how to use my nose to cover myself. i think im a natural.
 

ok. bye y'all. 

Is shaved pumpkins the same thing as shaved ice?

hey. my mom carved my picture. wanna see. 

oh and i ate pumpkin shavings all night.

mom kept fussing at me but i kept sneaking them.

i wonder how she knew. maybe because the ground was clear and free of any shavings at all. 

oh well. it was good. 

going stand by my pumpkin because i need to let that dog know who's the boss around here. 

bye, 

co

(i stole this too from my mom's blog)

Yes, we love LSU! I mean we are from the south! Here are the pumpkins! See the white one? That is mine! The one with glitter on it is from one of my 100 days of Martha! Click HERE if you want to see the whole post. 

Yummy!!! A pumpkin mouth!

What you want to do first is print out the template for the witch. I attached a link below for you.  Then use a ice pick to outline the image by making dots. This will make it a lot easier for you to carve and shave the pumpkin. 

This is what my pumpkin looked like after I dotted it all up! I actually like it just like this.  Our lovely bonfire to make the night cozier. 

You want to start by "shaving" with the linoleum cutter the areas that are light orange. Feel free to do more!  Oh, I did the other side of my pumpkin with jaderbomb on it!!!

I wanted to share with you my little nugget's pumpkin. She did CEAUX CEAUX!!!!  

OH! And we lit some sparklers to add to the festivities!

Tadahh... Sorry if they look blurry. I had to turn my flash off  so you could see it lit up. How cute! I LOVE the witch! 

Ceaux Ceaux loved her little baby pumpkin. Her and her silly tongue.  She always has that baby out! 

Ahh.... So elegant and majestic, right! She is silly! But we love her to pieces! I hope you enjoyed this craft! And if you want to do one for tonight and you don't have a cutter, you can get one at your local craft store!!! Michael's usually has anything you are looking for... Check Walmart! Oh and if you do a pumpkin and your light does not show through good, shave off more of the inside with a scraper (or a spoon). You might have to make the pumpkin thinner in the area you are carving. 

Check out Martha's original craft HERE

Witch Template

Michael's Arts and Crafts

CLICK HERE TO WATCH VIDEO

(me on the show!)

Just in case you are not aware of my countdown I am doing right now you can click HERE to read all about it!!!

Make sure you click on the Martha countdown tab on my blog to see the crafts I have already done!

And I will put a link on my website which is www.jaderbomb.com!!!!

AND IF YOU DECIDE TO DO ANY OF THE CRAFTS, SHOOT ME AN EMAIL AND I WILL ATTACH  IT TO THE POST WITH A LINK THAT GOES STRAIT TO YOUR BLOG! OR IF YOU DON'T HAVE A BLOG JUST EMAIL IT TO ME AND I WILL STILL PUT IT UP!!!!

JADE@JADERBOMB.COM

Thanks to Martha Stewart crafts for sponsoring me with craft supplies!