How to get your mom's attention

Hey everyone! I just wanted to show you a quick picture of what I do at night. Mom just went to the bathroom so I grabbed her phone and sent this picture to my email. Yes. I know. I am a dog with an email. What can I say! See how I bend my paws? Wanna know why I do this. Because it makes me look sad and lonely and when I look sad and lonely my mom always gives me extra attention. I wish she could hear me laughing inside... but she cant! 

Gotta run. I see birds outside! 

Oh! I almost forgot to tell you. Martha Stewart sent me some fabulous clothes from her new spring collection so look out for some runway pictures of me this week. 

So a while back the weather was pretty scary. Well not for me but the humans were freaking out. I think it was some kinda big storm coming. Who's scared of a storm??
ME. 

Yeah my mom has to always give me the natural pills so I don't FREAK out. 

You know, I start panting so much that there is a puddle by me, my eyes start twitching, I OVER LICK my body, did I mention breathing really heavy, walk all over the house over and over and over and over. My mommies always yell at me because I think it get's annoying on the wood floors. 

Let's see what else I do. I hide under the bed and when they try to get me out I just stare at them like I am a homeless dog on the side of the road and I don't want to go with these strange people. I try to drink water but because my tongue is stuck out side of my mouth from panting drinking water is not possible.

So I just described me "during" a storm. 

I don't think I told you about me "before" a storm. Before I know that my socks will be rocked off all night and I won't get a second of sleep. 

Mom took my brother to fly his kite and it's obvious I was 

a)enjoying the weather

b)being sexy

c)scratching my back on the cement

I know what you are thinking, how can I roll on my back, twist my hips and stick my tongue out at the same time. I wonder that too sometimes. 

I love when the wind lightly sends my ear's upward. It kinda makes me look TOUGH.

 

Trying to get BOTH ears up. 

 

Time to twist my hips back and forth on the ground again!

 

Sometimes Beagle/Pointer mixes don't get enough love so this post is for all your mixed breads out there. Co loves ya. 

Sh.. Mom is out of the tub. Bye

Like my new kicks?

What. Is. That. I. See.

Oh no. I have to get them.  

Nobody is looking, check.  

Aahhhahahah.. all mine.  

OH crap. I think mom saw me take her shoes.  

Hurry and start lowering head to show mom I am sorry for stealing her shoes.  

Time to squint my eyes, this should work. 

Hope you enjoyed my new shoes. Does this color look good one me?

Who cares about pet toys when I have lizards!!!!

You all know I love lizards. I think I love them too much! My mom loves taking pictures. I think she loves it too much. I see 2 people who have addictions. Wait. I just heard my mom say "Cooooo your not people"..... Who does SHE think she is? Really? Like I'm some dog or something.

Well. I saw a lizard today. But I didn't catch it. Just wanted to tell you this is a first. Ok. Moms changing and I'm sneaking the puter so gotta run!