My new FOX RUFFLE TEE by Martha Stewart Pets

Hey everyone. It's me, Ceaux Ceaux. I am going to make this short and sweet only because I am trying to hide from my mom. You are probably wondering why I need to hide. It's not like I can hide for long because as soon as I hear a loud whistle from her I come running from my hiding spot strait to her. 

You would think I would be smart huh! Well the reason I am posting today is to show you some of my new clothes.  My friends at Martha Stewart sent me a few things to add to my wardrobe.  Thanks Y'all! I am wearing the Fox Ruffle Tee in the picture above. Is it not the cutest thing you have ever seen? My mom kept saying "Oh my word, Oh my godddd, Oh my whatever"... over and over. During the photo shoot I would look at her with my "sad eyes" sometimes even though I wasn't sad. When she see's those eyes she gives me extra attention. What can I say. Dog's need their confidence boosted too. 

I am actually really excited about this shirt, as you can see in the picture below. 

This is me starring strangely at something or someone. I think my mom was telling me to "STAY" and I just stopped dead in my tracks. With a mom who is a full time blogger I have learned to stop, drop and roll as soon as the camera gets near me. 

What? Another dog? Mom hide me. My friends can't see me wearing this outfit, they won't sniff under our gate anymore. 

I do love the buttons on this shirt. I think it's real wood. Maybe Martha carved it herself! I wish my mom would have taken off my collar for the pictures. 

Yes. Here is your final picture. You can see just how big my muscles are in this picture! I look like a true southern belle. 

Thanks Martha Stewart Pet's for sending me all this clothes. Stay tuned for the next outfit. You will flip, it's that cute.  

You can find all of the line at PetSmart and Martha Stewart Pets. 

How to get your mom's attention

Hey everyone! I just wanted to show you a quick picture of what I do at night. Mom just went to the bathroom so I grabbed her phone and sent this picture to my email. Yes. I know. I am a dog with an email. What can I say! See how I bend my paws? Wanna know why I do this. Because it makes me look sad and lonely and when I look sad and lonely my mom always gives me extra attention. I wish she could hear me laughing inside... but she cant! 

Gotta run. I see birds outside! 

Oh! I almost forgot to tell you. Martha Stewart sent me some fabulous clothes from her new spring collection so look out for some runway pictures of me this week. 

So a while back the weather was pretty scary. Well not for me but the humans were freaking out. I think it was some kinda big storm coming. Who's scared of a storm??
ME. 

Yeah my mom has to always give me the natural pills so I don't FREAK out. 

You know, I start panting so much that there is a puddle by me, my eyes start twitching, I OVER LICK my body, did I mention breathing really heavy, walk all over the house over and over and over and over. My mommies always yell at me because I think it get's annoying on the wood floors. 

Let's see what else I do. I hide under the bed and when they try to get me out I just stare at them like I am a homeless dog on the side of the road and I don't want to go with these strange people. I try to drink water but because my tongue is stuck out side of my mouth from panting drinking water is not possible.

So I just described me "during" a storm. 

I don't think I told you about me "before" a storm. Before I know that my socks will be rocked off all night and I won't get a second of sleep. 

Mom took my brother to fly his kite and it's obvious I was 

a)enjoying the weather

b)being sexy

c)scratching my back on the cement

I know what you are thinking, how can I roll on my back, twist my hips and stick my tongue out at the same time. I wonder that too sometimes. 

I love when the wind lightly sends my ear's upward. It kinda makes me look TOUGH.

 

Trying to get BOTH ears up. 

 

Time to twist my hips back and forth on the ground again!

 

Sometimes Beagle/Pointer mixes don't get enough love so this post is for all your mixed breads out there. Co loves ya. 

Sh.. Mom is out of the tub. Bye

I wear my sunglasses at night

Ok. My mom is sleeping, well not really but I am just gonna pretend she is. She is really washing the dishes so I gotta hurry. See, my mom always has stylish things but she doesn't share with me. I know. Exactly what I am screaming. What? You know about my closet full of clothes...

HOW? I never told you about that. 

OK. FINE. So I do have stylish things but she never ever bought me sunglasses. Why do people think just cause we are dogs out eyes don't hurt when the sun is in them? 

Bottom line. I tried to steal her glasses one day because
a) I wanted to be cute for this other dog that passes by the fence every day 

and 

b)Because the sun was in my eyes. Ok. not really but that sounded good too.

See below, I can't even open my eyes. I was trying to take this picture of myself but it was kinda hard.

Lemme tell you, once I put these glasses on I felt like it was night time and passed out. 

 

 Then I heard the back door open. I freaked. They fell on the ground and I tried to hurry and pick them up so mom wouldn't be mad. I mean it is a pair of her Ray Bans. She will flip if they are dirty.

I think I am busted. See how I am looking the other way? I am giving off this look like I have NO idea they are on my face. Is it working? 

 

Man. I am trying to be so still and I just felt them slipping off more and more. 

 

Yeah. Mom is looking at me and I am looking the complete other way.
This is an EPIC fail. 

Gotta run! I just heard the water turn off

Later, Ceaux Ceaux aka COCO

Like my new kicks?

What. Is. That. I. See.

Oh no. I have to get them.  

Nobody is looking, check.  

Aahhhahahah.. all mine.  

OH crap. I think mom saw me take her shoes.  

Hurry and start lowering head to show mom I am sorry for stealing her shoes.  

Time to squint my eyes, this should work. 

Hope you enjoyed my new shoes. Does this color look good one me?

Fix me some food woman

Hey my little friends. It's me. Ceaux Ceaux. I couldn't wait to show you these pictures. Mom is always telling me not to lay on her things and I did! Haha. I mean doesn't she know she is just living in my world. I'm practically a queen. Shoot's. I don't even fix my own food how can she expect me to NOT lay on her things? Humans are just silly.

So my mom got aggravated the other day and threw this thing I am sitting on, on the floor. I think the strings broke and every time she went to sit down it would move and that's why she threw it. She thinks I don't notice those things! Again, silly humans. 

My pop was here and they were talking so I went in for my move. I planned it all out before it happened. I knew if pop was here she wouldn't fuss TOO much at me. I also knew if I went for the pillow when they were in the middle of talking she totally wouldn't notice. Silly humans. 

She noticed...but I still won.

Human 0

Ceaux 1

 

I know. You are wondering how I fit on top of this little pillow. 

 Time to use my eyes. (see below)

I just wanted to be the ITTY BITTY PILLOW in her office.

P.S. I was hoping nobody would notice me or my dirty back on the pillow. But I guess they did. 

Gotta run! I hear my mom coming

See ya in the next post!  

-CO

If you want to see all the fun crafts my mom does find her here!

Hannah "DOG"TANA

Why does my mom do this to me. I think she thinks just because I can't "talk", that means she can do whatever she wants with me! What does she think I am? Some furry doll. I mean I am cute. I don't think there are any "superstar" dog's out there. Maybe MOM was trying to do something for my future! Enjoy these pictures because I think this will NOT happen again for a while! 

 I look.....like a dog dressed in little girl clothes. This can't be normal. 

Do you see how I am giving my mom the side view? This is my way (since I can't talk) of saying NO, I am not looking at the camera so you can take silly pictures of me.

Dammit! She caught me.

Notice, my eyes are open. I am NOT sleeping. I am playing "dead dog". No, I was never taught that trick but I figured I would let my natural instincts kick in at this point. DO YOU SEE THE SKIRT ON ME! 

Seriously. Does my mom think I am on some reality show? I can't even yawn without her snapping pictures! 

Can you believe I took this off with my OWN PAW! 

Hanna "DOG"TANA is OUT!