Thursday, November 15, 2012

So a while back the weather was pretty scary. Well not for me but the humans were freaking out. I think it was some kinda big storm coming. Who's scared of a storm??
Yeah my mom has to always give me the natural pills so I don't FREAK out. 
You know, I start panting so much that there is a puddle by me, my eyes start twitching, I OVER LICK my body, did I mention breathing really heavy, walk all over the house over and over and over and over. My mommies always yell at me because I think it get's annoying on the wood floors. 
Let's see what else I do. I hide under the bed and when they try to get me out I just stare at them like I am a homeless dog on the side of the road and I don't want to go with these strange people. I try to drink water but because my tongue is stuck out side of my mouth from panting drinking water is not possible.

So I just described me "during" a storm. 
I don't think I told you about me "before" a storm. Before I know that my socks will be rocked off all night and I won't get a second of sleep. 

Mom took my brother to fly his kite and it's obvious I was 
a)enjoying the weather
b)being sexy
c)scratching my back on the cement

I know what you are thinking, how can I roll on my back, twist my hips and stick my tongue out at the same time. I wonder that too sometimes. 

I love when the wind lightly sends my ear's upward. It kinda makes me look TOUGH.

Trying to get BOTH ears up. 

Time to twist my hips back and forth on the ground again!
Sometimes Beagle/Pointer mixes don't get enough love so this post is for all your mixed breads out there. Co loves ya. 
Sh.. Mom is out of the tub. Bye

Saturday, November 10, 2012

I wear my sunglasses at night

Ok. My mom is sleeping, well not really but I am just gonna pretend she is. She is really washing the dishes so I gotta hurry. See, my mom always has stylish things but she doesn't share with me. I know. Exactly what I am screaming. What? You know about my closet full of clothes...
HOW? I never told you about that. 
OK. FINE. So I do have stylish things but she never ever bought me sunglasses. Why do people think just cause we are dogs out eyes don't hurt when the sun is in them? 
Bottom line. I tried to steal her glasses one day because
a) I wanted to be cute for this other dog that passes by the fence every day 
b)Because the sun was in my eyes. Ok. not really but that sounded good too.

See below, I can't even open my eyes. I was trying to take this picture of myself but it was kinda hard.

Lemme tell you, once I put these glasses on I felt like it was night time and passed out. 
 Then I heard the back door open. I freaked. They fell on the ground and I tried to hurry and pick them up so mom wouldn't be mad. I mean it is a pair of her Ray Bans. She will flip if they are dirty.

I think I am busted. See how I am looking the other way? I am giving off this look like I have NO idea they are on my face. Is it working? 

Man. I am trying to be so still and I just felt them slipping off more and more. 

Yeah. Mom is looking at me and I am looking the complete other way.
This is an EPIC fail. 

Gotta run! I just heard the water turn off
Later, Ceaux Ceaux aka COCO