yall. i had the best weekend ever! all i did was sleep all day. can you believe that! i have the life. that's all i really have to say. i get waited on all day every day and it's awesome. my parents even buy me the "good" food. corn free because it don't settle well with my stomach.
i mean i am a little spoiled. but i used to be homeless. yep. you heard that. homeless.
i mean, i don't even talk back because i have it made in the shade. literally.
so i found this picture and i thought it was the perfect time to show you.
i mean, it's almost football season and my mommies always take me to the games.
so i am ready!
they even put these cool little decorative things all over me. did i mention in another post that i "LOVE" that? oh.
i think they bought me a beer too. but i think they have corn in beer. do they?
so this is another cute picture of me. see what i mean when i say they always put stuff on me. i think they think i am a toy or something. hmmmm. am i?
i see a lizard.